For high‑capacity weirdos whose old strategies are now burning them out.
Happening live on Monday, April 20, 2026 – 2:00pm Central (live on Zoom). Limited seats, intimate container, no replay for General Admission.
This is not for everyone. It’s for founders, owners, investors, and principals who’ve already built multi‑7, 8 or 9‑figure realities—and are quietly paying a brutal nervous‑system, relational, and energetic cost for the way they got there. You don’t need help “getting off the ground.” You need someone who can help you re‑architect a life and business that actually fits your current power, wealth, and sensitivity without blowing up what you’ve built.
If your anxiety is off the charts…
If it feels like you’re backed into a corner…
If the things you were brilliant at keep blowing up in your face…
You’re not broken. You’re early.
You learned to win under the Cross of Planning by:
- Over‑giving
- Managing the room
- Holding everyone’s emotions
- Weaponizing spirituality against yourself (“be nice,” “turn the other cheek”)
- Using your open centers to solve everyone else’s problems
You built businesses. You made money. You carried everyone.
And now your nervous system is on fire, relationships are falling away, and the old strategies are literally destroying you.
Welcome to the Sleeping Phoenix era.
- You’re the primary decision‑maker (founder, owner, partner, family office lead, major operator) with serious assets and responsibility—not a side‑hustler.
– On paper, you’re doing extremely well; in reality, your nervous system, body, or relationships are showing you the true cost.
– You’re the one everyone leans on: family, team, investors, clients. You’re tired of being the unpaid infrastructure for everyone’s emotions and chaos.
– You know the way you’re currently operating is unsustainable, and you’re willing to make uncomfortable structural changes to protect your life force and your long‑term wealth.
– You want blunt, highly strategic, spiritually‑literate guidance, not mindset fluff or basic business coaching.
- You’re still trying to get stable in your basic finances or business.
– You want formulas, funnels, or done‑for‑you tactics instead of deep pattern work and structural redesign.
– You expect 24/7 access or emotional caretaking.
– You’re unwilling to walk away from “good on paper” relationships, roles, or revenue streams that are clearly destroying you.
This is a live field transmission + strategic clinic for off‑the‑map business and life.
We’ll work on:
Seeing the real pattern behind your burnout.
Where your life force is actually going: roles, relationships, deals, and “good on paper” structures that quietly drain you.
Re‑anchoring decisions in your authority, not your nervous system or guilt.
How to tell the difference between a real no, an edge that’s correct to cross, and a trauma pattern trying to keep you small.
Redesigning offers, roles, and agreements to match who you are now.
Containers, pricing, and expectations that stop treating you like the infrastructure for everyone else’s comfort.
Identifying dead cycles and exit plans.
Which businesses, revenue streams, investments, and obligations are done—and what a clean, strategic exit actually looks like.
Naming your non‑negotiables for the next era.
A first pass at what you will and will not do with your time, energy, body, and money in the Sleeping Phoenix world.
You leave with clarity and direction, not just inspiration.
You’ll leave with:
- Clarity on what has to die in your current way of working and relating.
- A first draft of your warrior code – what you protect, what you no longer do, and who you no longer carry.
- Permission (and a felt sense) that you are allowed to be exactly who you are at full power, even if it pisses people off.
First BUY a General Admission Ticket- Then APPLY to be considered for Hotseat.
$333 • Live experience only
- Live access to April 20, 2026 at 2pm CT on Zoom.
- You’re in the room, in the field, receiving the transmission + strategy.
- Replay is not included with GA. (You’ll have the option to purchase the replay afterward for $400.)
Placeholder note: No replay, no refunds. Please purchase only if you can be there live.
$1,777 • Includes recording
- Max 2 people per event.
- You must already have a GA ticket and be accepted for a hot seat.
- Direct work with me on your specific pattern or situation.
- You’ll receive the full event recording, including your hot seat.
If accepted, you’ll receive a payment link to complete your $1,777 hot seat upgrade. Payment is due in full by 11:59pm the night before the call, or the hot seat is released.
For those who can’t be there live on April 20, but want the full transmission and strategy.
– Access to the recording of Weirdos Who Win: Off‑the‑Map Business (Apr 20)
– For non‑attendees only
– Personal use; please don’t share or redistribute
For those who want to be in the room live and keep the replay.
– General Admission to the Apr 20 live session (2pm CT)
– Replay afterward at the GA‑only rate ($400)
– Best if you know you’ll want to revisit the work.
- GA tickets are live access only. Replays will be available to purchase afterward: $400 for attendees, $650 for non‑attendees.
- Hot seat clients receive the full recording included.
- No. This is energetic + strategic work for adults who are self‑responsible and have other support as needed.
- Tickets and hot seat fees are non‑refundable. Only sign up if your body is a clear yes.